The only thing better than waking up on a cloudy Monday morning to discover your morning Spanish class has been canceled is to make the discover before your girlfriend leaves your apartment.

There are so many possibilities for what I could do with a whole extra hour in the morning! I could get ahead on class reading (not likely)! I could do my laundry (as if)! I could eat a giant, delicious breakfast over the New York Times and a huge cup of coffee (bingo)!

Today is going to be a good day.