I’m officially a resident of the Kaneko Commons C-Wing. Our room is awesome, thanks to sound investments in expensive electronics by MB and EL, two of my three roommates. When we moved in yesterday the apartment was absolutely pristine. Now the entire common area is coated with a thin film of beer. I swear the architects deliberately designed our apartment with a built-in beer pong table.

Anyway, the room is awesome and I look forward to entertaining guests. If you’re reading this, you’re always welcome.