I just got my plane ticket back to Salem: $123.30!!! That’s one-way, but still crazy cheap. Always exciting to get a great bargain.

The bad news, though, is that my carrier is Delta. Those bastards lost my luggage last time, and they made me argue with them for five hours before giving me a hotel room.

Also, it’s a one way ticket so I’ll probably have to go through extra security. At least, that’s what my Dad says. It’s cool though, I always pretend I’m an international man of mystery on my way to negotiate some deal with the bad guy, but his henchmen won’t let me through without security.

I wonder if some one with TSA reads my blogs? If so, they should read my very complimentary entry on Poli-Think.