Supplies and Ingredients:

  • One cookie shit
  • One bag of chips
  • A hunk of cheese (Monterrey Jack is best)
  • A jar of salsa (Pace!)
  • One oven


  1. Turn oven to broil.
  2. Spread chips liberally over cookie sheet.
  3. Grate cheese liberally over chips.
  4. Spread salsa over cheese and chips to achieve desired tastiness.
  5. Put the cookie sheet in the oven for 60 seconds or until bubbling and gooey.
  6. Enjoy delicious nachos!